Typical sassy black woman.
Today as I was in the cafeteria doing my final paper for Anthropology class. A black woman was being quite loud and breaking my concentration. Overweight, loud, and sassy, she was the epitome of a loud black woman stereotype. Now I say women because she appears to be in her 20’s at least. Eventually the topic of her talking grew to Mulan. Now you must imagine the next part in a sassy black...
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kah-razy asked: When was the last time you really had a good time?
kah-razy: That defense!
IVE BEEN COOPED UP AT HOME FOR TOO DAMN LONG
So last night I had two extremely weird but hilariously fun dreams. The first one was: So there was like 20 of my friends and I and we were at this abandoned factory type place and it was a last man standing game, determined by Hawkeye(Jeremy Renner Version). He’d shoot us and if he hit, then you’re out. LOLOL. I had a lot of “near-out” encounters, one of which consisted...
Even when I'm sick...
I delay my sleep…
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jammyfied: Give me some more Time in a dream Give me the hope to run out of steam Somebody said, it could be here We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year I can’t count the reasons I should stay One by one they all just fade away
So I just finished watching all the episodes so far of Community. I can see why people were so upset when it was canceled for that brief period of time. It’s such a great show! Hehe! Now I can’t wait for the new season to start. Also, I really like Alison Brie, the actress who plays Annie…she has a great rack! Which also makes for a good monkey ;]
Illest bitch alive.
And I promised myself I wouldn’t tell you this shit today But, tomorrow’s uncertainty promotes the urgency in this shit I’mma say Perfection doesn’t exist, if it doesn’t consume her And the truth hurts that this world’s mine, but the womb is hers Ms. mother nature I pray that our daughters carry and favor your genes And when you take off your jeans you get...